“SON OF A BITCH!” I muttered vehemently at no one in particular as anger took hold of me.
Any miss is a good one!
Under the harsh glare of the sodium vapor spotlights in front of the Customs building, I watched as my Vietnamese green tea, (Alokozay, best damn green tea I have ever had the pleasure of drinking.) with the two teaspoons of rich and delicious honey I had carefully stirred in, seep into the grimy, dust coated Afghan gravel. It was the last of the honey I had from my Florida hives, and the Mrs couldn't find the Mason jars that I knew we had in the garage. Now what was I supposed to do? It is one of my few pleasures here in Afghanistan, green tea and honey. The damned rocket had almost knocked me off my feet, and cost me a cup of fresh brewed tea. Somebody was going to pay, someone had to pay for this travesty!
I have never had the opportunity to waterfowl, but that is going to change next year. Thanks to Nebraska Hunting Company and my friend J Scott Croner, I am going to have the opportunity to bust snow geese this spring in the Squaw Creek area of Missouri.
Never known to actually ask a professional’s advise until after the fact, I thought I would do a little research on Snow Geese and hunting them. I thought that many of you who haven’t tried waterfowling might find this interesting and maybe want to give it a try.
I went and checked Holly Hieser’s blog, NorCalCazadora, first. I know that holly is an avid waterfowler and I figured that would be as good a place as any to get the inside skinny on tips and techniques. Holly has plenty to offer at her blog and even scored a Snow goose of her own during "One Last Hurrah!"
As it turns out, there is a lot of preparation required in order to have a successful Snow goose hunt.
Probably the most critical aspect, next to actually being somewhere that the Snow geese are at, is the need for appropriate clothes and boots. Nothing will ruin a hunt quicker than being wet, cold, and uncomfortable. Do yourself a favor, and your hunting buddies too, and make sure your apparel and footwear are appropriate for the terrain, and that they are sound and in good condition. Boots should be of a good quality, and water resistant. They should support you well; the furrows in cut-down croplands will twist your ankle just as sure as a gopher hole. You have to wear camouflage in order to fool the birds, so pick the right pattern for the terrain you are in. I consulted with Nebraska Hunting Company guides to make sure what I had would work. Bring an old white bed sheet with you to emulate snow patches.
Those darn birds have really good eyes. So hide well! Make sure nothing is left out that doesn’t belong because the birds will spot it. Lunch pails, trash, cartridge boxes will be spotted by these sharp eyed geese, and they’ll find another, more appealing, landing zone, and you will be out of luck. Since they are so sharp eyed, you are going to have to hump the last ½ mile or so with all your gear. Boots should be broken in, clothes should be worn in layers if it’s cold, and your shotgun should have a removable sling.
Depending on the technique being used, your guide may have placed anywhere from 500 to 2000 decoys in a spread, or may decide to move or add to it. Though it by no means is required, feel free to offer some assistance in resetting them; it builds character, and more importantly it build rapport.
Use a shotgun that you are comfortable with. The Snow geese will come in close. You really don’t need 3” magnum shells. 2 ¾ “ loaded with #1 or 2# shot will work well. I don’t own a fancy shotgun, but even my serviceable single shot 16 should do the trick. When it comes time for shooting, seasoned waterfowlers recommends that you wait until the birds have landed. When they take off again is the time to shoot, and you may be rewarded with a double if you are quick enough. But remember, pick your bird and pick the shot.
Normally you will be with other hunters, unless you’re out there on your own. When there are a couple or more of you, and to avoid crossing barrels and shooting at the same birds, agree beforehand on vectors of fire. “I’m on the right from here to here, you are in the middle, and you are there to the left.” Good manners, they don’t cost anything, but they pay huge dividends! Adjust your fields of fire, as the flights require, so everyone has a good opportunity. And remember safety and good gun handling practices.
Birds will start flying at dawn and stop when it is time to roost. I suppose they go back once their bellies are full, so it could be early in the morning or late. You just won’t know until you do. The same goes for the afternoon, they might come in early, or they might just wait until dusk. They will return to a field as long as there is still grain to be picked out of the ground, but I understand that after being shot at, that flock will not return. You might get three or four feeding times of shooting before all the Snow geese wise up. Then it is time to do go looking for them again. That’s where an experienced snow goose outfitter like Scott Croner is invaluable.
When you choose an outfitter like Nebraska Hunting Company, it needs to have the contacts and concessions that allow them to pick and choose from different fields to accommodate the clients. Check their references and testimonials, nothing speaks more highly of an outfitter and his guides than satisfied customers.
As I mentioned earlier, Scott hunts the northwest corner of Missouri near Mound City and The Squaw Creek National Wildlife Refuge. Squaw Creek National Wildlife Refuge is a 7350-acre refuge within the Mississippi flight path of migratory birds. There are vast seasonal and semi-permanent wetlands, along with woodlands and some croplands. There are also areas with the remnants of the native prairie that once covered the heartland. Snow geese travel in huge flocks, sometimes numbering thousands of birds when making their way down the Mississippi flyway. The abundant croplands, wetlands, and protected areas, make The Squaw Creek National Wildlife Refuge a natural waypoint on the way to their summer breeding grounds on the Tundra.
The Snow goose has bred so prolifically that they are now in danger of destroying their nesting grounds in the Arctic Tundra. Because of this there is a need to thin them down for their own health and welfare. Missouri in conjunction with Federal wildlife management teams have created very liberal seasons.
“The Conservation Order for light geese will be in effect from January 31-April 30 with no bag limit. Hunters may use electronic calls and unplugged shotguns, and shoot from ½ hour before sunrise to ½ hour after sunset. A valid Missouri Migratory Bird Hunting Permit is the only permit required for residents and nonresidents during this time. A small game hunting license and a federal duck stamp are not required during the Conservation Order.” Missouri Waterfowl Seasons
But the best hunting during the Conservation Order is in the springtime when Missouri plays host to over a million Snow geese heading back up north. With that many birds coming through, and using an outfitter like Scott Croner with his access to private concessions, it is going to provide an exceptional chance for an unforgettable hunt and experience.
Though he spends most of his time writing and keeping the world safe for democracy, Albert was actually a student of biology. Really. But after a stint as a lab tech performing repetitious and mind-numbing processes that a trained capuchin monkey could do better, he never returned to the field. Rather he became a bartender. As he once said, "Hell, I was feeding mice all sorts of concoctions. At the club I did the same thing; except I got paid a lot better, and the rats where bigger." He has followed the science of QDM for many years, and fancies himself an aficionado. If you have any questions, or just want to get more information, reach him via TheRaschOutdoorChronicles(at)MSN(dot)com.
Christmas Eve in Afghanistan is no different than any other. Basically it sucks.
There is little to do, lines at the phone kiosk, and a line at the crappy, sorry ass excuse for a coffee shop Green Bean. They serve the functional equivalent of dirt and burnt coffee beans. I go to the Canadian's place, Tim Horton's. Great coffees at a great price.
Have I mentioned there is no legal liquor on any American base in Afghanistan?
Anyway, there are some highlights. If you own a laptop, you can watch DVDs. Some of the fellows make a big deal out of it, and set up a movie trading and watching group. Others shoot pool, read, or work out. Actually, in comparison to even 20 years ago, most of the bases have pretty sophisticated amenities. Of course, there are some without even the most basic facilities.
Tonight, the ground pounders shot a few flares off. You could tell it was for fun and the holidays, because they didn't open up and spend thirty to forty thousand dollars worth of ammunition. It was fun to watch.
The Mountains at Tarin Kowt.
I will be counting my blessings, call home at 0400 which will make it about supper time there. Going to say howdy to all my family and friends that are eating dinner with us.
I hope Y'all have a safe and wonderful Holiday season! Keep your eyes open, and your feet on the ground.
This picture is from about a month ago, when we had a series of duststorms blow through. The dust is a talcum powder fine, heavy as granite particle that gets into everything.
Sucking dust!
To be honest, I'm amazed every time I see an aircraft, fixed or rotary, take off. You would think that the engines would stop dead in their tracks from all the dust. But our fellows keep them running, and running smooth!
Actually the most dangerous thing I have to contend with, (Besides the rocket attacks and the occasional small arms fire.) is dirty windows on the vehicles. I am surprised we don't run over more of these Third Country Nationals that dart out into the streets. My friends to the north, the fellows from Canada, are real bad about it too, especially the ones from Quebec.
Outside the PX.
We are in the "rainy" season now, if you can call it that. It is a wet, freezing, and miserable rain that comes down and turns everything into a sodden mess. The mud is slick, sticky, and smelly. And the water can't percolate down because of the soil conditions. Nothing works like it should in Afghanistan.
Remind me to tell you the story about Alexander and his band of Greeks...
I finally got access to the Internet! damned authorities don't want soldiers blogging so the whole Milnet prohibits Blogger and all the other blogging sites. Bunch of bull---- if you ask me.
I've got lots to tell y'all, but most importantly is that I am fine, fit, and hale. No worries or problems, but the truth is I've missed blogging and every one of you too! I've been able to touch base with a couple of you, but the net is rather difficult to access here.
I'll start plugging in stuff again as soon as I can get my notes organized.
A couple of quick notes: Afghanistan is a dirty, dusty place. The roads are awful. The people are nice. To your face. Don't ever turn your back on them. The Afghan people can barter like nobodies business. Kids are kids no matter where they come from. Always, always, check your oil, carry a spare, make sure your jack, wrench, and any other tools are in your vehicle before you leave. The Bagram to Kabul run is pretty safe; at 70 mph all you need to worry about is stray goats. The Kandahar to Kabul run though, is different story; bring spare underwear and class VIII. A 45 in its holster is about useless. God gave you two hands, use one.
Plenty more to follow! I don't know how often I will be able to post, but it should be pretty frequent.
Any miss is a good one!
