Wednesday, April 1, 2009

New! Sasquatch Jerky from


You're not going to believe this. My friends at have a very special jerky for that connoisseur that you know.

Delicious and nutritious Sasquatch Jerky by

Sasquatch Jerky

I know what you are thinking, "Sasquatch; big, furry, ape looking thing?"

That's right.

Only through the hard work and perseverance of the the acquisitions team has such a delicacy been made available to you, the discriminating Jerky aficionado.

I can't phrase it any better than the chefs at

"Look no further! Straight from the Pacific Northwest region of the United States comes this rare, mouth-watering, flavor packed snack. is proud to introduce its signature brand Sasquatch jerky, made only from fresh, hormone-free Sasquatch meat. Prepared the old fashioned way, our hand-sliced strips of 100% premium choice Sasquatch meat are seasoned and marinated to perfection to provide you with the best product available...guaranteed.

How can you go wrong?
Sasquatch Jerky
Only $499.00


Native said...

In your opinion Albert, what is the best way to make jerky?
And, how would would one go about doing it without building a smokehouse?

Albert A Rasch said...

I'm a big fan of the African version of dried meats.

You know what? Give me 'till this afternoon and I'll write a post on it.


Casey Knopik said...

Check out the story that we worked with to write about how the sasquatch jerky came to be.

An epic tale.

Casey Knopik

Bonneville Mariner said...

I was a bit wary of the sasquatch jerky, but it was actually pretty good. My review at