You're not going to believe this. My friends at Jerky.com have a very special jerky for that connoisseur that you know.
I know what you are thinking, "Sasquatch; big, furry, ape looking thing?"
Only through the hard work and perseverance of the the Jerky.com acquisitions team has such a delicacy been made available to you, the discriminating Jerky aficionado.
I can't phrase it any better than the chefs at Jerky.com:
"Look no further! Straight from the Pacific Northwest region of the United States comes this rare, mouth-watering, flavor packed snack. Jerky.com is proud to introduce its signature brand Sasquatch jerky, made only from fresh, hormone-free Sasquatch meat. Prepared the old fashioned way, our hand-sliced strips of 100% premium choice Sasquatch meat are seasoned and marinated to perfection to provide you with the best product available...guaranteed."
How can you go wrong?