Claim the privilege of hunting according to the dictates of your own conscience, and allow all hunters the same privilege;
let them practice how, where, or what they may.








Wednesday, September 9, 2009

About the Big Ten Inch...

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Caution: Seriously Childish Adult Humor


PETA Questions Aerosmith Guitarist’s Manhood

After Joe Perry voiced his support for hunting and his love of collecting firearms in an interview with Outdoor Life magazine, PETA’s senior vice-president, Lisa Lange had plenty to say about the Aerosmith guitarist..


"Perry recently told Outdoor Life magazine that he loves to hunting, especially in the woods near his New Hampshire holiday home. Perry clearly stated the hunter’s conservation ethic in the interview by commenting that, “Hunters are conservationists and their heads are in the right place. ... (Hunting) really gives you a great opportunity to keep in touch with reality."

However, those comments apparently incensed PETA’s senior vice president, Lisa Lange who issued a name-calling verbal barrage against the rock star."

"People who take out their aggressions and frustrations on helpless animals are usually compensating for other shortcomings in their life,” said Lange. “We don't know how Joe measures up, but it's interesting that he seems to feel so satisfied when he's handling long phallic-looking weapons."

Now friends, I could go in a million different directions with this, and I'm not that clever. Suffice it to say that I have noticed that the first thing that comes out of PeTA's mouth on a regular basis is a male hunter's appendage. Why is that? Why is something phallic always the first thing in their minds and out of their mouths? I wonder if the lack of B complex vitamins and essential fats causes some kind of mental deterioration that then must be compensated for by the use of a the male reproductive organ.

Quite frankly I am very troubled by this...

Albert
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12 comments:

steveo_uk said...

thats there is funny dont care who you are

Toaster 802 said...

Since most of PETA is made up of women, I would guess there is some sort of penis envy at work here...

native said...

Albert,
I don't think that it is as much what comes "out" of the A.R.G.s mouths, but rather, What goes in it ;-)'

And I sure apologize for that there comment!

Anonymous said...

It is a sustainable resource isn't it? I'm sure it's a hard issue to discuss...

MB

Michael Spinelli said...

Fellows,

Please, let's refrain from this sophomoric humor. I live in New York City, a place filled with PETA supporters, and a city of many prominent erections. For many it is a hand to mouth existence, and as you might imagine, there are those prone to exaggeration...

More tasteless humor,
Mike S

Anonymous said...

I wonder if there's an oral exam involved...

HB

native said...

Wait a minute fellows,
Lack of the B-complex vitamins and proper enzymatic interactions and reactions within the physiology of these A.R.G.s / Vegans might just constitute a defense of "Mental Instability".

This would exonerate them from any liability and would place "us" in the position of: Political Incorrectness, Prejudice and downright mean spirited.

Lets give em' a little slack before they get pushed off the "deeper" end O.K. !

Borepatch said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

The post title exceeds perfect. I didn't think that was possible, but it does.

Doug said...

How can you even reply to this. - it is classic PETA. They have no real argument so they aim a blow below the belt.

It really is sad.

hodgeman said...

So many double entendre's... so little time.

NorCal Cazadora said...

Yeah, Albert, I've noticed that everything goes back to the schlong for these folks. I love how Perry was talking about conservation and PETA was talking about "taking out aggression" and "phallic-looking weapons."

Uh. Yeah. Right.

Sex sells. Fortunately for us, PETA's habit of using sex to sell its message doesn't lend it any credibility at all.

And ... oh. I wish I could join the sophomoric humor here, but being a girl, I'm just not as adept with dick jokes.

OK, actually I am. I'm totally faking here. But I'm trying to maintain a pretense of maturity. Leave me alone.

Josh said...

Holly is right on about PETA going for sex. They also go the booze route.

As for the humor, I'm more of a potty-humor person, myself. I'll leave the sex jokes to better folks.