Monday, October 25, 2010

Snot Nose Lives!

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Afghanistan Always Wins...
Or Does It?

I know that title doesn't sound all that appealing, but it really means a lot to me and to a good friend of mine.

Last year while dodging rockets and eating dust at Kandahar Air Field, I made a friend, a little Afghan waif that I called "Snot Nose."

He was a heck of a salesman, always selling me trinkets at twice the price he charged anyone else. His older brother ran the trinket selling part of the stall, while their father sold and traded the Chinese/Pakistani machine woven, "Handmade Afghan" carpets, to unsuspecting and gullible westerners.

Captain Know-it-All shops for a carpet

He was named Snot Nose because his nose was always running; a viscus, sticky green, stream of mucus constantly oozed from his aquiline nose.

I took a particular liking to him even in spite of his runny nose. I would show up with Kleenex tissues, hand sanitizer, and antiseptic wipes. I would make him clean himself up before I would let him hustle me out of a couple of bucks. Usually I would bring a bag with canned food and hard candies, pencils and notepads. I especially was on the lookout for protein bars which I would collect and bring him. My terp tried to explain to his over stuffed father that he should see to it that Snots ate one or two a day. I never could determine how old he was; my guess was six or seven years. But if he weighed 40 pounds, that would be a generous estimate.

It was winter time then, and he seemed to get progressively worse with each week passing. I tried to figure out a way to spirit him out for a while, and have him seen by the American hospital, but it was impossible to remove him from the restricted area.

The best I could do was bring a couple of bottles of Musinex, and through an interpretor, explain to his camel trading father, how to dose the poor under-weight kid.

A week later the authorities closed the bazaar because of security concerns. The talibannanas had infiltrated the vendors, (Really? NATO figured that out all on its own?), and there where rumors that the Bazaar would be hit by suicide bombers.

Shortly thereafter I left the KAF theater and went back to Bagram...

*** *** ***

I have often wondered what might have happened to little Snot Nose. I figured he never made it to through the harsh Afghan winter where death stalks the wicked and saintly with equal fervor. A cold turns into bronchitis, bronchitis turns into pneumonia. Pneumonia into the cruel, cold hand of death, stealing yet another life away.

It's a harsh land, an unforgiving land. One little boy more or less won't make a damned bit of difference to it. Afghanistan will always exact its toll, collect its due, in blood many times, from every man, woman, and child. Its mountains will swallow every invader, the very dust filled air will choke the life out of them. Its inhabitants will withdraw further into their hate filled existence, and lay the blame at the feet of everyone and everything - except themselves.

One child more or less, just doesn't matter to them; seemingly to anyone.

Except that it does matter to me, it bothers me a whole lot.

*** *** ***

I'm back in KAF, and the Bazaar is open again, but I really had no reason to go. But I thought I would walk through it and see if I could replace the shemaghs that were stolen from my tent in Bagram.

I see the familiar faces of the vendors like the scarf and shemagh man, the fat, greasy coward that took a Chupa Chup lollipop from a child last year, (Remind me to tell you that story...) and others.

Imagine my surprise when out of a crowd I see none other than:

Snot Nose!

I walked over to him and leaned over to look him over carefully.

His little hand drifts up to my face, a finger carefully pushes my sunglasses up onto my forehead.

He says: "Albort." (He has always mispronounced my name.)

I'll be damned, it's him all right!

His father must be doing well. Snots had on a very nifty Man Jammy outfit that matched his older brother's. It was clean and well kept, and the little fellow was at least a couple of inches taller, clean and healthy. No boogers on his face either, just a smile! He suckered me for yet another bracelet, and I was happy to get taken.

Tough as nails these Afghans are.

Maybe Afghanistan doesn't win every time...

Best Regards,
Albert A Rasch
Member: Kandahar Tent Club
Member: Hunting Sportsmen of the United States HSUS (Let 'em sue me.)
The Hunt Continues...

The Rasch Outdoor Chronicles


Anonymous said...

So very cool.... If you need anything to share with "not so snotty nose", please let us know.

Sending smiles to you and all our guys!

Take care out there.

Albert A Rasch said...

Thanks Lynnisann!

Much obliged to you, and if anything comes up, I'll be sure to let you know.

Best Regards,
Albert A Rasch™
Pictures from the Front: Kandahar Airfield Bread Maker

Mamma Bear said...

What a wonderful story! My little brother shares a fondness as well for the children of Afghanistan. He (my brother) has done 2 tours there and gives the family here in the states his list of things to send to him to take to the children at the Bazaar. I love the stories he has told us.
My brother retired a few months ago and I will miss his adventures but so glad he is home and safe.

Make sure come back home safe as well!

Albert Quackenbush said...

Well said, Albort! I truly look forward to your story-telling. Glad to hear he is doing well and is healthy. Also glad to hear you are doing well. Be safe!

Ian Nance said...

What a wonderful story!!!!

Albert A Rasch said...

Hey guys!

Thanks very much.

It's funny; as a nation, Afghanistan is a dead end. There's no way to drag the people as a whole into the 21st century. But you can't help but want to do something for the kids.

Mama Bear, I'm glad he's back!
Albert Q, I'm fit and hail and making things happen!
Ian, just another day in paradise!

Best Regards,
Albert A Rasch™
The Rasch Outdoor Chronicles: Afghanistan, Permaculture, and Beekeeping

NorCal Cazadora said...

Beautiful, Albert, in every way!

Outdoor Blogger Network said...

What a full circle story that I'm glad I read this morning.
Still smiling,

Albert A Rasch said...

Always happy to please!

Your friend,

Arsenios said...

Touching story, Albert. As usual, you know how to write it best. (Todd from primitivepoint)

hamster5 said...

Great story Albert. Reading it reminds me of my younger days reading a compilation of Ernie Pyle's stories. You have a real talent. Keep it up!

We met a couple of years ago at the the Orlando Shot Show and shared a table at the banquet. My daughter was with me that night. You and your friends were good company.

John Hamm

Albert A Rasch said...

Mr Hamm!

What a pleasant surprise! Thank you very much for stopping by.

I have unfortunately missed the last two SHOT Shows on account of being here in A'stan, sucking dust and dodging rockets. I am looking forward to maybe making the 2012 and the rest thereafter.

Please stop by again and say hello when you have the opportunity. My best regards to you and your daughter and all your family!

Happy Holidays!